The Expert Panel Is Just One Bear in Different Glasses

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

Roo introduced three experts on the mysterious squeak in the chair.

Professor Brown wore round glasses. Dr. Brown wore square glasses. Independent analyst B. Brown wore sunglasses.

Kit noticed they never appeared together.

She checked behind the curtain and found one bear beside a pile of spectacles.

'We are presenting a range of perspectives,' he explained.

'From one head.'

Roo halted the segment and corrected the introduction. The bear was invited back as a person with several guesses.

That description relaxed him considerably. He admitted he didn't know what caused the squeak.

Kit tightened a loose cushion strap, and the noise stopped.

The bear applauded.

For the next broadcast, he wore his ordinary glasses and discussed something he actually understood: where all the newsroom's spare glasses were kept.

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