The Living Room Bulletin Declares a Quiet News Day

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

Roo straightened his papers. Kit checked the window. The cushion stayed put. Both remotes behaved.

There was no urgent news.

The producer suggested inventing a disagreement between the lamp and the rug. The lamp refused. The rug said they had always gotten along.

Roo looked into the camera.

'Today was fairly ordinary. We hope yours had something pleasant in it.'

Kit showed a drawing someone had left on the desk. A bear waved from the back of the room.

They ended the broadcast early.

For a moment, everyone waited for trouble. None arrived.

The newsroom went outside to admire a cloud that resembled a confused potato.

Roo reached for his microphone, then left it on the chair.

Some developments, he decided, could belong only to the people standing there.

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