The Tour Guide Is Seeing Everything for the First Time

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

'On your left,' announced the guide, 'is something enormous.'

Mimi checked the brochure. 'A castle.'

'A castle! Wonderful. Does anyone know who lived there?'

A passenger read the next paragraph aloud. The guide applauded.

At the museum, he bought a guidebook and asked the group to wait while he caught up. By lunch, everyone had taught him something.

Mimi wondered whether this was worth the ticket price. Then they reached a square she had visited before.

The guide gasped at the fountain. His delight made her notice the stone frogs for the first time.

She bought him a postcard.

At the final stop, he thanked everyone for an unforgettable tour.

His review arrived that evening: Five stars. Passengers extremely knowledgeable. Would follow them again.

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