Nib Finally Reviews His Own Restaurant

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

Nib opened a restaurant designed to satisfy his exact standards. Every spoon was correct. Every bowl was familiar. The menu changed whenever he changed his mind.

On opening day, the only customer was another tiny critic.

The critic wanted the other spoon.

Nib explained that there was no other spoon because he had perfected the spoon situation. The critic requested the manager.

Nib put on a different hat and returned.

The critic said the hat was wrong too.

By closing time, Nib had developed a new respect for waiters, cooks, and anyone who answered a question without sighing.

His review of his own restaurant was surprisingly generous: a sincere effort under difficult circumstances.

He sent every restaurant he had visited a thank-you note.

The duck reviewed the gesture with a particularly warm quack.

Read another story: The Restaurant Lost a Star Because the Spoon Was Blue.

Explore the full series: The Tiny Food Critic: Five Stars for the Wrong Spoon.

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