Roo Reports Live From Behind the Wrong Door

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

Roo stood outside a closed door with his most serious expression.

'Behind me, a major announcement is expected.'

Kit checked her notes. 'That is the cupboard.'

Roo continued. 'Sources remain tightly shelved.'

They had arrived early and set up all the imaginary equipment before checking the address. Moving now felt embarrassing.

The door opened. A broom emerged.

Roo asked whether it could comment on recent developments.

'Considerable dust,' said the broom.

Kit leaned toward the microphone. 'Can you explain your response?'

'Sweep.'

The interview was concise, informative, and unexpectedly popular.

Meanwhile, the actual announcement in the next room ran forty minutes late.

Roo received praise for finding a fresh angle. He thanked the newsroom, the viewers, and a cupboard with unusually good access to reliable sources.

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