The All-Inclusive Resort Does Not Include Tuesday

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

Mimi read the resort sign carefully. Everything Included.

On Tuesday morning, the calendar skipped directly to Wednesday.

Reception explained that Tuesday was available at an additional charge.

'But I booked a whole week.'

'You booked our six-day interpretation.'

Mimi asked to speak to Tuesday. It was sitting outside with a small suitcase.

'Nobody invites me anywhere exciting,' it said. 'They always want Saturday.'

She took Tuesday sightseeing. They found an uncrowded museum, an empty terrace, and a musician delighted to have an audience.

Tuesday had a wonderful time.

Back at the resort, the manager offered to include it free in future bookings.

Tuesday declined.

Mimi had hired it as the agency's specialist in overlooked destinations. Its first brochure was titled Wednesday Is Overrated.

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