The Laundry Commentary Team Knows Too Much
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A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.
The imaginary laundry final began with a bold opening move: whites in one pile, colors in another, and one mysterious sock awaiting clarification.
Captain Bo narrated every decision as if the world depended on it.
A brave choice with the towel, he announced. A surprising return to the basket.
The person doing the folding asked whether he might help instead.
Bo explained that commentary was specialized work.
Professor Duck quietly paired the socks. The bear folded the towels. Within minutes, the event was over.
Bo praised the team's extraordinary pace.
The team gave him the final task: putting the commentary equipment away.
He described his own performance in glowing terms until he discovered the microphone cord was imaginary.
Packing up took no time at all, which he called a new personal best.
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