The Household Games: Tiny Champions of Ordinary Things

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

The fictional Household Games award medals for activities nobody previously considered competitive. Captain Bo leads a team of cartoon toys through events involving waiting, finding things, and making an impressive amount of fuss. The stadium is imaginary, the records are questionable, and the announcer is entirely too excited. These ten sports parodies celebrate the small absurdities of home without turning them into real challenges for children to attempt.

Read the ten stories

  1. The Championship of Looking for the Remote
  2. Competitive Waiting Has an Unexpected Champion
  3. The Medal for Most Dramatic Sigh
  4. The Laundry Commentary Team Knows Too Much
  5. A Photo Finish Between Two Identical Slippers
  6. The Trophy Is Larger Than the Achievement
  7. The Announcer Calls a Timeout on the Timeout
  8. The Lost-Object Relay Keeps Finding the Wrong Things
  9. The Fair-Play Committee Investigates a Head Start
  10. The Closing Ceremony Forgets to End

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