The Toy Car Wants to Speak to the Road Manager

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

The toy car complained that the road ended at the rug. This was poor infrastructure and possibly discrimination against small wheels.

Dot inspected the route. It also included a sofa cushion, a laundry basket, and an unexplained detour through a drawing of a mountain.

The car wanted better signage.

Dot supplied a sign saying ROAD ENDS HERE. The car said this merely described the problem.

She offered an alternative route around the rug. The car objected that scenic routes were for vehicles without appointments.

What appointment?

The car was scheduled to sit underneath the sofa all afternoon.

Dot approved an express lane directly to the sofa. The car thanked her for understanding the urgency.

Its customer satisfaction score was five stars, reduced to four because the sofa had no parking attendant.

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