Tiny Customer Service: Your Complaint Is Important to Us

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

Welcome to the Help Desk of Extremely Small Problems, where Dot handles complaints from toys, furniture, and one customer who insists the moon is a faulty night-light. Dot is a fictional baby with a headset made from earmuffs and a deep commitment to putting difficult questions on hold. Her customers are equally unreasonable. These ten comic cases explore the gap between what was promised, what was imagined, and what arrived in the pretend mail.

Read the ten stories

  1. The Moon Has Been Returned Without a Receipt
  2. Please Press One If Your Duck Will Not Quack
  3. A Refund Request for Yesterday's Weather
  4. The Toy Car Wants to Speak to the Road Manager
  5. Someone Ordered Silence With Extra Noise
  6. The Blanket's Warranty Excludes Being a Cape
  7. The Customer Satisfaction Survey Has One Question Too Many
  8. A Cloud Cancels Its Premium Subscription
  9. The Teddy Bear Cannot Find the Any Key
  10. The Help Desk Opens a Help Desk for Itself

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