The Nursery Boardroom: Tiny Boss, Big Agenda

A fictional comedy from CyberBabiez. The characters and events are invented.

At Crumb & Company, the corner office is a playpen and the quarterly forecast is mostly applesauce. Meet Pip, a baby executive with impeccable confidence and no idea what a quarter is. His assistant, a patient stuffed bear called Mr. Buttons, takes minutes that nobody will approve. These fictional office comedies turn familiar grown-up rituals into tiny, gloriously unreasonable negotiations. Pip is not a parenting role model. He is what would happen if a calendar invitation learned to shout.

Read the ten stories

  1. The Meeting That Could Have Been a Babble
  2. Pip Announces a Merger With the Toy Basket
  3. The Quarterly Report Is Mostly Crayon
  4. Nobody Passed the Snack Expense Audit
  5. The Performance Review of a Stuffed Bear
  6. Pip's Out-of-Office Reply Has Conditions
  7. The Duck Refuses Another Team-Building Exercise
  8. A New Dress Code for People Wearing Bibs
  9. The Suggestion Box Suggests a Different Boss
  10. Pip Retires for Exactly Eleven Minutes

For a little humor in your own wardrobe, explore the Funny Babies collection at CyberBabiez. These graphic tees are for adults.

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